jokes

The mum and her daughter they stood infront of the door but the mum said oh GOD ilost the key so what im gonna do nowher daughter said dont worry your daughter is so smart i made copies of the key and igave them to every one in town

الام وبنتها وقوفوا امام الباب ولكن الام قالت ياربى انا

ضيعت المفتاح طب ايه العمل دلوقتى فالبنت قالت ماتقلقيش ولا يهمك انتى عندك بنت زكيه جدااااااااااااا قالتها انا عملت نسخ من المفتاح وادتها لكل واحد فى المدينة

The son made something wrong ,he was afraid of her mother ,he was sure that

she is gonna puinsh him !he said to her u are gonna hit me aren't you?but she told him dont worry your back has an appointment with my hand

الترجمة

الابن عمل شئ غلط وكان خايف من ماماته لانه كان متأكد انها هتعاقبه فقالها انتى هتضربيى مش كده؟فقالتله ماتقلقش ياابنى ماتقلقشظهرك عنده ميعاد مع ايدى

the kid made something wrong but it was agreat thing her mum saw

him but she was too busy even to talk to him so she told him in hurry remember me to hit you

الطفل عمل شئ غلط بس كانت حاجة كبيره فماماته شفته بس كانت مشغوله جدااا حتى انها تتكلم فقالتله وهى مستعجله فكرنى اضربك ههههه